On New Year’s Eve, me and my friends planned to go to Quattro in KL for new year’s celebrations, and as usual, everyone met up at my place. But because of my insane neighbour, I had everyone gather at the guard house which was a little way off my house, so that we won’t step on her goddamned insane tail. But we did anyway..
As we were waiting for everyone to arrive, my insane neighbours (old couple) drove out in their Volvo S40. They stopped at the corner of the junction, and very oddly, stopped their car for a long time. As usual we ignored them but glanced at them because they were there for around 20-30 seconds which was abnormal because there were no cars passing by to give way to. Then the old man wound down the window, flipped the middle finger towards us, and asked us in Cantonese “ What are you staring at?” while his equally if not extremely insane wife kept on repeating in Cantonese “Very shameful” (Hou chau ah) and was using obscenities against us. We were just standing on a sidewalk waiting for friends to arrive, already out of their way, what was the problem?! Never mind.
We told them to go away in Cantonese, and asked them back what are they staring at? They just drove away while shouting obscenities at us. We just paid them no mind and waited somemore, chatting and some smoking while the girls were in the cars. Then my brother saw them coming back from the junction, and said “Hey they’re back!” I was standing at the curb with HALF of my left foot exposed to the road. I looked at my brother, was about to say something and I saw from the corner of my eye that they were driving extremely fast and close to the sidewalk, and as I turned to look, they were already in front of me. I managed to dodge away to avoid my feet from getting hit, the car’s fender passed my knee by mere inches, and the side mirror of their car hit my hand. They jammed their brakes and looked at me, shouting obscenities (again) as I screamed at them to get out of their car and hit their car with my hand. As my father came running from the house, they sped off. My family was getting ready to go out to dinner, and my father was shouting at me to stop and was saying something like “I told you not to invite trouble from them what are you doing blablablabla” but as I explained the story to him while shouting he understood and as I had 7 pairs of eyes as witnesses with 2 guards to prove that they were driving at high speeds at a residential area and extremely close to the curb (the guards didn’t see me getting hit), he shut up.
My mom and sister came running after that, and after I told my story to them again, my mom said it’s the last straw, we’re shifting now. My dad lodged a police report, and I and my friends went ahead to Quattro. Little did I know she reported to the police as well, insisted that they came to arrest me for hitting her car. This is what she said exactly as told by my sister: “Tangkap dia punya anak! Dia pukul kereta saya! Saya tiuniamagechauhai sama dia pun tak berani cakap apa-apa punya!”
The police simply asked her to go back in her house, and questioned my dad and enquired how long were we residents there, and how long were they. The police understood immediately and asked us to “tutup telinga, tutup mata, tutup mulut, tutup pintu” and just ignore her. So we did.After the police left, she came outside of her house and stood in front of mine with a broom in her hand, asking me to go out and fight with her, taunting, screaming, and was saying how I hired hitmen to kill them, hired taxis to pass by her house, threw nails and paper over to her house, used a gunny sack to cover her husband up and proceeded to assault him, which we never even thought of, much less did. She managed to keep it up till 12 something in the morning, and finally shut up. She started again in the morning, showing us the broom and saying how her broom is waiting for me. You can view the videos here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COgnr5i8A9U&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3hNUdVmJHM&feature=channel
* A few notes on how crazy she is.
- washes her car everyday, even in the rain. She just uses an umbrella and goes at it.
- waters her plants everyday, even in the rain. Uses umbrella again.
-drives out for 5 minutes, comes back. After 15 minutes, drives out for 2 minutes, comes back. Repeat for whole day.
-her house is a jungle.literally.
-calls the police to issue summons to cars who park at her flowerpot area (please view picture)
and alot more.-
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