Hari Merdeka yang bosan..

This Merdeka, everyone was doin' their thang' but me...a long and sad story of a bored guy.

9pm - Expecting calls for outing!
10pm - Still expecting calls for outing!
11pm - Given up hope for calls for outing.
11:30pm - Called TNK for yamcha in half an hour's time
11:45pm - Felt suicidal after learning everyone had something on (including my brother who work till 12am and went to Mardi Gras with keisiang and ron)
12am - Saw the half-sheltered-by-goddamned-roofs fireworks display from Cineleisure with my mom at her room's windows
12:30am - Threw a short bitch fit in my head when called TNK and he said he was still HOME
12:45am - Finally out, chillin' at the mamak (AS USUAL) with TNK and was encountered by the DRUNKS.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC .......)

The Not Drunks:
Not Drunk 1 - Lum a.k.a. Me
Not Drunk 2 - TNK a.k.a. Teng

The Drunks' Cast:
Drunk Tailou - Tan Wei Han a.k.a. TECEF
Drunk Taikache - Elaine a.k.a. Han Sou
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike - Kuric a.k.a. Alaric
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike's Chick - Watshername a.k.a. INC Cashier Girl
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike's Chick's Friend - Plump a.k.a. INC Cashier Girl's Friend
Drunk Trash-Talker - Lau Sin Zoh a.k.a. Joey

The Not Really Drunks' Cast:
Not Really Drunk Trash Talker 2 - Birthgay Boy a.k.a. Kenn
Not Really Drunk Driver - Cuteron a.k.a. Aaron
Not Really Drunk Chuisui'er - Keibregas a.k.a. Kei Siang

And Extra Castings:
Don't really know 'em.

Scenario :
Me and TNK was just chillin' at the mamak, until someone SCREAMED my name (this is in Banana Leaf with a empty versus full table seating ratio of 1 : 5.
As expected, it was from KURIC (omfg i so wanted 2 hide myself then) hugging his chick like a hotdog roll holding a hotdog... As EXPECTED every table from a 5 table radius looked at our table..
Tecef came with Elaine, sat down(they looked NORMAL at this point, but still drunk judging from the smell, and was later confirmed by Elaine the non-smoker trying to smoke a ciggie and asking me for advice on how to smoke correctly) and I saw Kuric and chick stumblin' their way to the bathroom...waHAHAHAHAH!
And from this point on, MAD DOGS GALORE!

Enter : Joey, Kenn, Keisiang, Aaron, and the rest...
Slowly but surely it became a noisy and vulgar crowd ... A rojak mix of noise consisting of :
Joey G with his amazing CANTONESE, Keisiang with his ultimate chuisuiness, Tecef with his FARNEELEE true but vulgar rationalising about a girl JOEY G thought was damn bloody chick/innocent, Aaron with his random acts of crap, kenn with his ketawa rabbits... Sudden shouts/screams became a norm, the patch of vomit at Kuric's legs became more and more pronounced with bits and pieces of whatever he had for dinner/lunch/watever, and his chick contributing some to the vile pile of bile...stench was fuckin fantastic!

Joey G further amazed us by eating his plate of rice in a record breaking time of 45 minutes! That translates to 7 grains of rice per sentence exluding the piece of meat! Then Tecef showed us how a fight-provoke is REALLY done by being pissed off at some stupid mofo who was staring dick at him! But he was quickly subdued with offers of GEM TD (a Warcraft3 based tower defense game) facey game if he wanted to fight..LOL. Slowly but surely, one by one, the mad dogs left, leaving only me,Teng, Joey, Kenn, Aaron, and Kei Siang at the tables.

The whole session ended with my re-telling of Crime Scene episodes featuring our famous Malaysian criminals such as Botak Chin, Kalimuthu, and the M16 Gang, and topped off with Joey G's unexplainable fits of laughter and personal renditions about Kalimuthu shooting a restaurant owner who didn't want to serve him because he was a criminal. Everyone went home sober and laughing. What a eventful Merdeka I had. HAHAHHA!