This is where I "scratch my balls".

It's been like, 3 months goddamn it.

2010-05-05T02:26:00.000+08:00

It's been awhile!

Been busy with the new job, it's been great for the past 3 months! Went on a fabulous getaway to Langkawi Island, it was fantastic but dry as hell coz of the drought... New job, new colleagues, new material for bullshit! HAHA!

Been going to gym regularly, as often as I can for the past 3 weeks, hopefully it pays off! Aye, not as difficult to swallow as I thought it would be...the thought of exercising regularly!

Updates when I fucking lose the damn kilos. HAHA!

My Country.

2010-01-17T17:54:00.004+08:00

We always complain about our country. Americans complain about theirs, Canadians, Japanese, the Brits, hell, everyone does. We do, too. We complain that the oil price is too high, we gotta curb this, we gotta abolish that, and we see homicides and violent acts in the name of religion or race as something normal. This scares me. Is this the country I wanna live in? Is this the country where I would bring my future child into? Will I be able to die a ripe old age without getting stabbed or slashed for RM30 bucks in my beat up wallet by snatch thieves who are getting way out of hand?

We Malaysians boast that we are a multi-racial country, with our "perpaduan" spirit and "muhibah" shite. If so, what's with the "ketuanan Melayu" or in English, "Malay superiority"? Is this our idea of a multi-racial, everyone-is-equal country that our forefathers strive for in the past? Is this our idea of 1Malaysia?

Burning of churches, corrupt government officials, gangsterism, fights based on racism issues,religious issues, bumiputra prices for virtually everything and anything in Malaysia, corrupt policemen,politicians, we took it all. We took it in silence, we carried on as if nothing is wrong. Like the Chinese say, we are only looking for wealth. Therefore, alot of us just took it because it simply was just too much trouble to rise up and speak out against these people who take advantage of our silence. Some of us couldn't take it and left for greener pastures overseas, never to return. Some of us couldn't afford it, and bore the brunt of the injustice done to us.

In time, we forgot that we are a democratic country. We forgot that politicians, policemen, firemen, the government, are all there to serve the people, the citizens, hence they are aptly named "civil servants". To serve the country, their country. A country is nothing without its citizens. We began to fear them, and these malicious opportunistic hyenas feast and thrive in our silent fear, growing in power each and every day, until finally, we are where we are today.

So blame not the country for its wrongdoings, for its coverups, for the corruption, for the embarassment it causes when our country stands before the eyes of the world. Our representative sucks, he repeats his answers to different questions, but only because he is a puppet of the government, and the puppetmaster has only the ability to answer thus.

Blame not your fellow Chinese, Indians, Sikhs, and all the ethnic minority in our multi-racial country to return to their roots, with all the calls to "balik Tong Shan, balik India, balik etc", eventually they will go. How can one live in a house that rejects them?

So my fellow Malaysians, as proud as we know we are, the future generation of this once glorious country, if we do not do something about this issue at hand, we will fall. Divided, obliviated, annihilated by our own hands. Our previous generations of leaders has caused us problems, bringing in religion and racism into political wars and tightening the noose around our country's neck. War would bring ruin to us all.

Now they torch churches in the middle of the night. When will it be when they drag us around town behind motorcycles, feet bound and blood trailing behind us? Is this what they meant by "tanah tumpahnya darahku"?

I love my country. If we don't change, it is lost forever.

A valley of interesting things amidst a boring routine day

2009-12-17T04:25:00.003+08:00

Weird ass day. Started out simple enough..going to work, having lunch with Flick...then saw my hot ex colleague(HOT DAMN!), gave my letter of resignation to my boss (soli boss, lu mia pay manyak kurang..GFYS!), went home at 9pm (bastard fuck, I hope you fucking die bitch!) for some OT work (I.Fucking.Hate.OT.Period.) and went to futsal..

A normally overcrowded futsal court suddenly had a shortage of players. SHIT. Wasn't feeling kinda well, played like shite, and was extremely not up for footy when suddenly the lights went out. Pitch dark (mind the pun, lol). Fuck that bastard jaga court guy, start late end early still want us to pay RM150, fucker...oh well better than nothing..

Went for drinks at the regular haunt, as the members of yamcha dwindled and finally, it was me, Slimjim Masterrim, and JLo, as we continued to talk about our old old footy accomplishments (HELL YEAH JLO! Fuck those bastard cheaters!) when suddenly..the place was invaded by CHICKS. Hell yeah...hot dang! Mini skirts! Hot bods for your rods! Skanky makeup for enhanced night vision(yours, not theirs)!! As we talked and glanced at the chicks (well I kinda stared LOL), JLo thought he knew one of the group..and started calling. Me and Slim just continued to talk and glance( Well I kinda stared LOL) when suddenly, from behind the car, we saw a valley. It was a lush, mountainous valley with promises of insane carnal pleasures LOL..a chick was KO'ed on the street with her "longkang" facing us. Hot DANG what a sight that was...I vaguely remember Slim talking about something..As we talked and glanced somemore (well I kinda stared), rupanya kawan si JLo...he went over and came back and said he had to leave for the hospital, me and Slim narrowed our already sepet Chinese eyes and said with utmost curiousity and amusement, "HOSPITAL??? WHY? " but JLo was already plodding off...for several rounds, to and fro, dunno wtf he doing also..

Finally all of them left, which left me and Slim and a RM50 ringgit note on the table. Talked about alot of stuff, interesting as hell for me, don't know how it was for Slim but if it wasn't interesting as well for him, we wouldn't have left at nearly 4am...HAHA what a day! OFF DAY TOMORROW!! SONG!
buai

My dearest friend

2009-12-14T22:43:00.004+08:00

My dear long lost friend(s),
How are you nowadays? It's been a long time since I saw your face, have you lost weight? How's your business? How's work then? It's better off back when we were studying right? Hahaha..

My dear friend,
How's your family? Are they all fine? Hope they are..and are you trying your best to fulfill your filial duties as a son or daughter? I hope you keep this in mind that no matter what, family, is the most important and are the people that will matter most to you, not money, not fun, not properties, not women/men, and not even friends. I hope you shoulder that responsibility well like I know you will. :)

My dear friend,
How is your love life? Have you found yourself a life partner yet? Haha, now is the time of "weddings and funerals", so when's your turn? HAHA not for the funeral of course, we're way too young for one of those..
Have you let go of that one that got away yet, my dear friend? If not, then it's probably time you should, don't hold yourself back when everyone is moving forward..you'll be left behind in the journey of life..

My dearest friend...
Sometimes....I might not be able to answer every single one of your questions, I might not be able to be here to listen to you when you are feeling sad and down and in need of a listening ear, I might not be able to loan you abit of money when you are in dire need, I might not be able to be of any help at all.

So please bear in mind what I always say to you whenever you come to me for any of those problems you needed my help in any small way for, though I would try to be there for you if I can help you in any small way..

Your friend.

Forgive, but never forget.

2009-12-03T03:02:00.004+08:00

Friends come and go, those who matter stay in the heart, no matter how far they are. Girls come and go, those who matter don't care, and those who don't matter, well they don't care as well :P
Time and time again, ungratefulness, lies and deceit, anger, and all those negative things, well they destroy friendships and relationships alike. But if one person of the two maturely thinks of the problem and backs down, thinking "If I back off, the problem would subside" every time, they would last a long, long time. Most probably this would be the man.XD

But everyone has a limit, and when the limit is reached, if the one thing the "giving" man could not stand is done, he is broken. Broken in terms of spirit, trust, and heart. There could not be a thing that can mend this, it is already done. He could not bear to look at, let alone talk to, the person who wronged him. He could not bring himself to listen to half-assed excuses thought up on the go, he could not forget the wrong that is done to him. But inside, he has already forgiven the person. But he still does not forget.

Forgive, but never, ever forget.
He lives by that.
Therefore he is alone.

The Brick Wall

2009-11-14T03:01:00.004+08:00

Once there was a monk living in a monastery, he was charged with the construction of a brick wall, since monks in general have to do everything and anything by themselves because of the lack of funds. So off he went, laying brick by brick, smearing the slabs with self-prepared cement, slapping bricks in line, one by one. Finally, after some time, he was done.

But when he stood back to admire his handiwork, he was shocked to discover that a single brick was out of alignment and jutted out slightly of the otherwise perfectly built wall. He was so disappointed with himself and started to grumble and looked very disgruntled. He sat down right in front of the wall, and looked like the world was about to end the very next day.

Then the head monk happened to pass by that particular part of the monastery that day, and saw that the wall was completed. He said to the disgruntled monk, " That is a very nicely built wall!" To which the little monk looked up in surprise, and said " Your Excellency, pardon me, but don't you notice this particular part that destroyed this otherwise perfectly built wall?"

The head monk smiled and said to him, "Little apprentice, why do you narrow your mind so? Don't you see that out of 100% of this wall, 99% of it is perfectly built? Why do you harbour such ill feelings because of this minimal imperfection?"
The monk suddenly saw the truth in the words of the head monk, and bowed his head in deep respect.

Moral of the story : I guess I don't need to say it out loud here.

21 Questions

2009-11-10T03:01:00.004+08:00

Haven't I been accommodating? Haven't I been a good friend? Haven't I been there when you needed someone? Haven't I stayed there even though it's hard to bear? Haven't I dried your tears before? Haven't I made you laugh before? Haven't I cared enough? Haven't I given enough?

Did I ask for more? Did I take some more? Did I give you attitude?

Didn't I answered your every question? Didn't I give you care? Didn't I gave you my word? Didn't I asked for yours? Didn't I leaned and swayed, as you pushed and pushed my limit to bear? Didn't I keep my word??

Have I ever complained? Have I ever backed away? Have I ever gave you shit, have you ever thought of it? Have you thought of how you'd feel, if those words were aimed at you?

I bet you never gave a shit. I bet you never thought of it. I bet you always thought I'll be there. I bet you thought I'd always care.

Maybe some of it is true, maybe some of it is bull. Maybe someday you will feel the pain, when someone like you comes and gives you the same.

Change

2009-11-05T03:28:00.002+08:00

I always hear this phrase "time changes everything". I had a lot of friends who didn't believe(or didn't wanna believe) in the sheer truth of this phrase. Well, I think I've been through a major change, in this past year. I've managed to lose some weight (yeah~!!), I'm a very different person to some people, which I thought I would stay the same to, in the past. I've become a little more homebody, I don't go out till late anymore.
I thought I could stay the same, I thought I was ok the way I was. Turns out I wasn't.
Dejection is the word. What more could someone ask from me? I wonder and curse. My perception towards certain people changed, I hope it was for the better. I tend to stay the hell away from people's affairs, in malay they call it "tepi kain orang". Other people's side of the cloth.
I was uneasy, I wasn't myself. The abrupt end in my attitude, thinking back, got me a little scared. What if I turn out to be an angry bastard, bent on so much anger that I hurt people I was supposed to care about? Though all in my mind, I managed to keep it down low. But as time passed, I got used to it, and found out I was a much happier person.

All these things I thought I couldn't change, I changed it. Looking back, damn, I wonder to myself "why didn't I do it earlier?" to save myself much hassle and disappointment. In time, everything changes. It's just a matter of when.

I changed so much, I could barely recognize myself anymore. But I'd like to think that it was all for the better. I need to be much more selfish. If I could.

Stoned

2009-11-01T04:38:00.006+08:00

You wake up from slumber, in a deep stupor. You don't know what woke you up, but sleepy, tired, stoned as you are, you can't fall asleep no more. You sit upright at the corner of your bed, eyes closed, brain halfway between a comatose state and a remember-thon. Slivers of memories regarding that person surfaces in your mind and submerges just as quickly. You vaguely remember that person's face in your stoned state, and that is all you can think of, with your mind blank as it is. Slowly, your mind's engine starts whirring, the face in your mind, sketchy at first, slowly begins to take shape. You open your eyes, you stare at nothing in particular, eyes glazed, but your mind is elsewhere.
You finally get awake enough to get ready for work, study, play, whatever the day has planned for you. You go to your destination, you do what you were supposed to do, and you go home. Throughout this entire process, that person is always at the back of your mind. You find out that you find everything and anything sorta relates to that person. You close your eyes for a painful moment, and you go on with your daily routine.

You finally go to sleep, in the middle of the silent night. And in the humming of the air conditioning unit installed right outside your closed window, in the deafening silence of the night, your thoughts once again, turn to that person, as you cry yourself to sleep once again, just like the many other nights before.

In a club

2009-10-27T02:02:00.002+08:00

You're in a club, over the limit by a little, and a song comes on that reminds you of that person. You freeze for a moment, your heart skips a beat, your eyes start to water, your insides start to turn. Your feelings run wild, you dance wildly for a brief moment, before the overwhelming sadness takes over your body, your strength, and your will. You fall down on your knees, weak from the sorrow that engulfed your whole being in that alcohol induced state that you are in. You shed tears of utmost sorrow that can only be felt during times like those. You get back on your feet, you wipe away those tears as a new song comes on, and you continue through the night, grabbing random people of the opposite sex, sexy dancing, hugging, kissing if possible. Just to forget that person.

You wake up mildly remembering what happened the night before, you are too stoned to think seriously about it. Halfway through the day, you start regretting what you did.

Staying strong

2009-10-26T01:41:00.002+08:00

Everyone's philosophical nowadays..

Love hurts when you break up with someone.
It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.
But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.

The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love
when he doesn’t intend to catch her fall

By Minzi

Girl, I've said everything there is to be said..But I promise you this, although I run out of words to make you feel better, you know I'm always here for you, a shoulder to cry on, a voice to listen to, an ear to borrow.

Stay strong Minzi dear.

My Sacrifice

2009-10-20T19:38:00.002+08:00

No pain no gain, they say.
But I'm in all the pain in the world...
yet I have yet to gain anything..

Oh well, doing it nonetheless, without any qualms, without any frowns. Cheery is the key, no matter how down the situation may seem. Smile and everything that's shitty goes to hell HAHA!

I'm in the worst pain everyday.
But I know I have everything to gain by enduring:)
This is my sacrifice.

The Idiocy Combined

2009-10-14T12:09:00.000+08:00

Following is a normal day-to-day conversation our friends always hold..

Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
i wana buy china ciggie n smoke
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
fuck
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
cheap~
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
damn suck la wei
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
ginseng
aahahhaahahah
daun pokok khatulistiwa
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
wtf
equatorial tree leaf?
mie lei geh
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
equatorial hotel
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
equation
earth quake
love shake
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
earthlings
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
teen shek
horny teens
hornet
bullet
cutlet
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
wat else?
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
butler
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
chocolate
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
sipadan
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
simpang renggam
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
langsung tak kena mengena
simpang pulai
ayam masak gulai
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
puak 24
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
dua kali empat
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
kari ayam betina
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
nasi babi jantan
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
mee badak rebus
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
kari kepala monyet
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
aku ketawa macam puki bodoh skarang
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
can i pls post this in my blog
HAHAHA
me too
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAA
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
im so posting this
HAHAHA
Jeffrey C k s - www.maisive.com.my says:
ahahaha
me too...i wana post in fb
It's just Kazu I'm Mr Solo Dolo says:
LOL

Love is a firework.

2009-10-02T21:21:00.005+08:00

Love, is like fireworks. They cost a bomb, fatal / dangerous if handled incorrectly, addictive, you can live with or without it, but they add sparkle to our otherwise mundane life. Some people dislike it because of its shortlived glory, while others are awed by the splendour of the moment. Love is just like a firework, it needs but a spark to ignite, and a moment to go out. Love is like a firework, it consumes all of its energy to shine so bright, only to burn itself out at the end. Love is like a firework, although it shines brighter than any star in the endless night skies for one glorious moment and one moment only, it lasts in our hearts, and our memories forever. Love, is a firework.

Inspired by Wei Li's DP.

Of football and Bolts.

2009-09-27T05:06:00.003+08:00

Today.. was fucked at the beginning, good at the middle, and fucked again at the end. LOL

Went to work, sampai jer opis, nampak dah segunung kerja menunggu aku..FUCK. Do do do do...impossible to finish, I fucked that shit and just fucking left it where I manage to complete it by the goddamned time it was 1pm..HAHA fuck you boss!!

Was chatting with ma fellow bitch and so ngam she asked whether I wanted to lunch with her, FUCKING HELL YEAH I would wanna get away from the fuckhole office anyway I can..HAHAA again, FUCK YOU BOSS!!

Went with Fatt and Sandy to some indian restaurant by the name of Kanna (seriously, my mind kept having thoughts of 'kanalan, kanacibai,etc..LOL) and it was a great lunch, it's been awhile since we did lunch together macky!! Temaned the couple to get a mannequin from HCY and back to Aman Suria for some much needed COLD DRINKS FUCK THE DAY WAS FUCKING MELTING HOT!! GODDAMN YOU HEAT!! Joined by CK and Chan, normal limteh la ganalan betul...Chan kept telling me he saw some strange bus named "Sri Punniama"..weird fellow with weird observational skills. LOL

Watched MU vs Stoke City, no prizes for guessing who will win lah...diu, STOKE CITY wor..kanacibai Chelsea wtf is WRONG TONIGHT!! Why WHyw hywhwyhwhywhywhy!! WHY YOU HAVE TO LOSE YOUR NO.1 GK!!! Idiot ref. Fuck you too. Garh. Liverpool fuckers acting all high and mighty, along with MU asses. GODDAMNED REFS. I hate idiotic refs. Blargh. Not that I'm a sore loser though, I do appreciate good football when I see it..Nice play by MU tonight, though really,seriously, please take Berbatov away. Seriously.

On a brighter note, made a great joke about Usain Bolt and Theo Walcott's speed as TENG chui-ed like mad about how he runs faster than the world's fastest man..Wow. Like I said, Bro Teng,lu ok bo? You sure you saw right? Sure it was Usain Bolt and not U.S.A. in Bolt? AHAHAHHAH!

Bro hey bro

2009-09-22T06:32:00.003+08:00

Bro hey bro.. it's been great these few months, I've been having fun.
Bro hey bro..what about you? Are you havin' some?

These few months have been real weird..alot of new things coming and old things going..y'all know what I'm talking bout..s'been weird but yeah, that's life innit?

Really, genuinely happy for my dickheaded brother for getting a good girlfriend, hi Miku, welcome to the family..LOLX hope you enjoyed being with us as we did laughing at your helmethead..JUST kidding nohard feelings yea budak? kakaka...

Kinda sad for some old friends leaving our fluctuating amount of friends..you know who you are..It's been months since I last saw you, how are you actually? You ok? LOL

Today was a real good day, laughed at old times when Melvin Chan brought out old pics of us when we still haven't fully left puberty yet...DAMN I was thin..compared to now that is.AHAHAHAHA how time flies and how fats piles on...I love it LOL

Times like these I just sit back, stone, and reminisce all the old times we had and all the weird encounters that we go through in life..meeting new people, how they change our lives significantly/insignificantly in one/some way or another...kinda makes me think "Damn is this all fated or are we all just some random dots on a piece of blank paper that happened to meet each other on the way to the other dot?" But I am grateful nontheless, and certainly nonplussed about the chance encounters that happen to us..chaos theory baby, chaos theory..

It's been real swell knowing everyone new, and really fucked that the old people are changing and changing..I know I changed as well but goddamn it feels fuckahellagood...

Bro hey bro, it's been great. Life's unpredictable and so live it free!
Have I lost weight btw? HAHA. I hope to Satan in hell I did!

Usui-san, I wish you peace in your eternal rest.

2009-09-21T04:05:00.005+08:00

Usui Yoshito-san, I wish from the heart you rest in peace.
To Usui-san's family..心よりお悔やみ申し上げます , kokoro yori okuyami moushiagemasu.

You shall be forever remembered in our hearts.

Yoshito Usui (臼井儀人, Usui Yoshito, April 21, 1958 – September 11, 2009), born in the Shizuoka Prefacture, Japan, was a manga artist known for being the author of the popular manga Crayon Shin Chan.

On September 12, 2009, Usui's family reported him missing from his hometown of Kasukabe when Usui did not return from hiking in nearby Gunma Prefacture.Saitama Prefacture Police began searching for him at the family's request on September 15 and expanded their search to nearby prefectures.

On September 19, 2009, a body with clothes matching those described in the report filed by Usui's family was found at the bottom of a cliff in the Mt. Arafune of the Gunma Prefecture. The body was identified by dental records and family members the next day as being that of Usui. (source : Wikipedia)

The card beneath the Joker.

2009-09-20T06:20:00.006+08:00

To people I give/gave a fuck about :

I do listen to you. I just don't show that I am listening.
Your wellbeing is my concern. I just don't say it.
I'm not looking for some answer to this question-filled world of ours. I just want people to be happy around me. And that I can be genuinely happy as well.
I like to make people laugh. I don't mind being the fool if it makes people happy.
There are things that are only between me and some people. So lets make it stay that way and honor our trust to each other.
If your head is filled with questions, come and look for me. I may not be able to answer it all, but lets be confused together.
I'm just a simpleton, maybe it's the others who are complicated.
Life's just a simple thing, live it happy.Like I might have said to you, the sky is so vast, but your problems are so small. Live free and die hard.

I don't know how much my words have affected you, but I do hope that I have made you feel better like eating when you're hungry as a hunter.

To those who understand what I'm talking about, thanks for spending time listening to me spout nonsense about your lives, I am sorry if I had said too much when you asked for my opinion.

Go figure.

2009-09-20T05:30:00.002+08:00

As usual, ain't sleepin' till the morning comes..listening to emo fuck songs while I'm at it..gosh I need a fucking cig. Where there's a will there's a way and so they say. Am I reaping the benefits? Goddamn it. Found out my pants were falling down like London London bridge~ wow is that a sign? Good GOD it's about time..the new me? No I don't think so..goddamn what the fark do I actually want. AHAHAHA but it feels hellagood when people say I dropped of some fats back to Pearl Harbour when Japan bombed the fuck outta it. Nice.

Damnit man, what the hell do you want actually? I changed, yea. Changed into something else. JUST FOR YOU yea I did ain't I just SHWEET? I love the new me, does this attitude make my ass look fat? AW~

What, you ask me? Oh for Christssake please don't tell me fuckshit like that OOPS did I just step on some tails? yikes...sorry Mr C., I'm not dissin' u or anything man, good job with the book tho you need to check up on your homies..

What? Again you ask me what the fark? Look mate, I ain't giving a care in the world no more, love that new attitude don'tcha? AHAHHAAH I know I do!

What?? What's that you guys say? Am I...OH DUDE! COME ON! Didn't I tell you guys, I JUST LOVE fucking up people's relationships! PLEASE don't come near me with your chicks/dudes, I might just end up fucking you guys up.. Oh what, am I going headstrong against..OH WOW! That has a story with me in it too? Oh YEAH totally, I just LOVE going after the same girl! Yeah even Usher and P. Diddy wrote a fuckedup song about it too, didn'tcha hear it? "Same Girl"!!

Oh what's that? Why am I such a bitch nowadays? C'mon, you and the rest of the world know there ain't no place for some dumbass like the old me? Ya need to be handsome/rich/nice to be after some chick nowadays ya know? And, seriously? Being all out bitchy feels kinda fucking good sometimes..I know I ain't doing a brill job now, but goddamn I'm trying me best. Give Me TIME! HAHA!

Oh what? You can see through my acting now? Oh good, did you see it a few months ago tho? No you DIDN'T?? oh my. damn dawg. That just proves another thing. You don't know me at all..if I wanted to hide it, I'd have hid it so well, you thought there never was such a thing!

What...? What the hell am I talking about?
Bro hey bro. 2 words for ya.

Go figure.

Negaraku

2009-08-31T18:53:00.002+08:00

Happy birthday my beloved cuntry. ops. i meant, COUNTRY.

I love you, with all your dirty politics, your corrupted politicians, civil servants. I love your potholed roads, and your racist people. I love your dirty streets, I love the fact that you're a country that never sleeps, I love that you, although has been 52 years independent, is still producing lousy ass people to represent you in foreign affairs talks. I love the fact that although you're run by a so-called democratic government, we are ruled by the iron hand of tyranny. I love your food, I love everything about you.

Tanah tumpahnya darahku, once again, happy 52nd Independence Day.

Our greatest fears

2009-08-25T02:59:00.000+08:00

You know, there was a time when we were naive, when we thought that things could be bought just like that, that we believed that we'd party well into our fifties, and lead a dream life, earning a comfortable pay, and y'know, lead the good life. Yeah, when I was younger I'd thought I'd be a glamourous designer with high-flying customers, and have that artistic life I thought I'd lead..now, as a friend of mine said, I have "bowed down to reality".

"Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate,
but that we are powerful beyond measure."

I posted up this poem by some dead poet long time ago, and now I just believe in the bitter truth of it all.

Don't think

2009-08-24T03:23:00.002+08:00

Don't blame me for your mistakes.Don't think I'm going after someone whenever I'm closer to a girl friend. Don't think I'm angry just cause I said something bad to you. Don't think I'm all nice and soft. Don't think I won't get angry. Don't think I'm just a fat fuck. Don't think I'm doing fine and dandy when you see me laughing my ass off. Don't take me as an idiot. Don't THINK I DON'T KNOW.

Ngi Di Dao Mao, Ah Po, Ngai Xie Pun Ngi Kon..

2009-08-15T03:57:00.003+08:00

Dear Popo,
it's been around half a year since you went away. How are you doing? I hope you're doing great.

The house in Seremban is going to be sold off. I hope you're not too sad with it..I am, though. All those memories in it, gone, is just so depressing at times. I can't think of why I am writing this to you at 4am in the morning, in English as well, as I know you don't know a single word of English apart from your son-in-laws' names, and your grandsons' names, haha..

We miss you everyday. Did you get the stuff we burnt for you? Hope you liked those..never knew it would be sent through or not, if the service down there is like our Pos Malaysia.

It's going to be new year soon, in a matter of months..it's not going to be the same without you, giving orders..sitting at the kitchen steps, talking to mom..scolding us for sleeping late..and your cooking. I'd remember we used to have long chats in your room, where you'd tell me to be a good boy to the family, to study hard, and find more money, holding my hand and saying it's a rich man's type of hand, coz of the meat! I wish it's true, I know it would make you very happy to know we'd be living in style and comfort.

Our promise to you is being "built" now, you'd see it next year..yeah it's kinda hard on us, with me earning so little to make you proud right now, but I'm doing my best to not dissappoint you..
Things have always been hard on us, but remembering your words to me has always given me strength to go on, no matter how hard it was. I just hope you can see that we're giving it our best. Sister's changed, she's more dependable now, taking charge of things, leaving dad to be more at ease. The rest of us are trying our best too.

Sometimes I wonder, Po, are you watching us from above, know about our little successes, our minor achievements. I really wish you can. I wish I can turn back time sometimes, just 1 minute back then when we were in your room, talking at night, grandma to grandson..just another minute, to hold your hand, to give you a hug, to tell you that everything's going fine with the family, to be nagged at by you, to be scolded by you. I'd give everything I have just to see your smile once again to us, even though it's just for a minute, but I know that it's something we have to live with. My only wish is just to see you happy with us, and I am content.

Popo, where are you now?
I sometimes call out to you in my mind, could you hear me?
Could you see our successes and our hard work from where you are?
Popo, are you doing fine wherever you are?
Is there anyone there to take care of you?
If there's a next life, I hope you can be my grandma once again,
So I can hold your hand once again, So I can be nagged by you once again,
So I can be loved by you once again, So I can see you once again,
So I can hug you once again, So I can blow birthday candles with you once again,
So I can serve tea to you once again, So I can make you proud once again,
So I can again greet you, once again, as my dearest, most beloved Popo.

Your grandson forever,
Ah Boy.

The diverging road into that goddamned yellow wood.

2009-04-15T01:52:00.003+08:00

When I stepped out of secondary school, armed with my SPM results, I had only 1 vision and 1 thought in mind - to live a creative life, taking life from the rear and by surprise. To live unlike my dad - old, sad, and tired. Tired of his job, his repetitive schedule of 9 to 5, his boring white shirts, his dog-eared newspapers as he comes home from work looking all bummed out and frustrated, and most of all, tired of his life. No doubt, I am no one to judge my dad like that, but goddamnit I say what I see. I was determined to live a life that's fun and unpredictable, and the only way out was design. I had no idea whatsoever of what a graphic designer did, but I signed up for it anyway at my nearby college. Boy did I regret it.

I always had a way with words- it comes naturally to me how I should place it, how to make a mundane sentence sublimely whambam, how to describe a taste, a feeling, that is so often fleetingly forgettable, describe something gory so graphically slimy that you could actually see pus oozing out of that zombie's eye, and I can do it all with ease. Then again, my family never did nurture this strength of mine, never did they thought that it could be my only and most powerful tool to survive in this savagely competitive working world. I've never thought I could use words to support my life, not until much later in life when I found out about copywriting.

With that said, could a career change now from a graphic designer to a copywriter actually be too drastic and too dangerous, with that loan looming up ahead? 5 grand isn't a small amount, but it's too small an amount to be toying at my future with, not to mention 15 grand.

What should I do.. sigh.

All comes down to the question:

To pursue, or not to pursue.

Taste my lightning, Fuckas!!

2009-03-02T22:22:00.003+08:00

Sometimes its so hard to be a nice person. Care for people? That's gay.

I used to care too much for other people, till I got so pissed. So extremely angry.

Angry because no one cared the way I cared. Angry because no one understood why I was angry. Angry because people don't care about how you feel, they'd just leave you alone when you're emotional and in need of support the most, because they think you'd "get over it". Angry because of so many things, but the thing that angered me the most was how come I cared so much to people who never gave a fuck about me. I don't know, it's just the way I am.

My eyes were opened recently. I never thought I'd be able to change this habit of mine, thinking in other people's shoes, thinking for other people, and thinking for the best for other people. What for hor? They all grown up, got their own brains, can think for themselves and their actions are all entirely their own responsibilities. HAHA. How stupid was I to think I was to think for them.
"Don't be a sohai lah! Just do your own shit! Why you give a damn about other people so much? It's not your problem also!"

A few phrases of what people used to tell me. Now I think about it, it's like the buddhist scriptures, holy phrases from the Quran, or the 11th amendment. Why the HELL do you care so much for other people?

Yes. I know my own mistakes now. Now, I couldn't care less about other people, since it's not worth my time. I hope I can live through with this.

Taste my lightning, Fuckas!!

Insane neighbour strikes again

2009-01-07T03:09:00.007+08:00

On New Year’s Eve, me and my friends planned to go to Quattro in KL for new year’s celebrations, and as usual, everyone met up at my place. But because of my insane neighbour, I had everyone gather at the guard house which was a little way off my house, so that we won’t step on her goddamned insane tail. But we did anyway..

As we were waiting for everyone to arrive, my insane neighbours (old couple) drove out in their Volvo S40. They stopped at the corner of the junction, and very oddly, stopped their car for a long time. As usual we ignored them but glanced at them because they were there for around 20-30 seconds which was abnormal because there were no cars passing by to give way to. Then the old man wound down the window, flipped the middle finger towards us, and asked us in Cantonese “ What are you staring at?” while his equally if not extremely insane wife kept on repeating in Cantonese “Very shameful” (Hou chau ah) and was using obscenities against us. We were just standing on a sidewalk waiting for friends to arrive, already out of their way, what was the problem?! Never mind.

We told them to go away in Cantonese, and asked them back what are they staring at? They just drove away while shouting obscenities at us. We just paid them no mind and waited somemore, chatting and some smoking while the girls were in the cars. Then my brother saw them coming back from the junction, and said “Hey they’re back!” I was standing at the curb with HALF of my left foot exposed to the road. I looked at my brother, was about to say something and I saw from the corner of my eye that they were driving extremely fast and close to the sidewalk, and as I turned to look, they were already in front of me. I managed to dodge away to avoid my feet from getting hit, the car’s fender passed my knee by mere inches, and the side mirror of their car hit my hand. They jammed their brakes and looked at me, shouting obscenities (again) as I screamed at them to get out of their car and hit their car with my hand. As my father came running from the house, they sped off. My family was getting ready to go out to dinner, and my father was shouting at me to stop and was saying something like “I told you not to invite trouble from them what are you doing blablablabla” but as I explained the story to him while shouting he understood and as I had 7 pairs of eyes as witnesses with 2 guards to prove that they were driving at high speeds at a residential area and extremely close to the curb (the guards didn’t see me getting hit), he shut up.

My mom and sister came running after that, and after I told my story to them again, my mom said it’s the last straw, we’re shifting now. My dad lodged a police report, and I and my friends went ahead to Quattro. Little did I know she reported to the police as well, insisted that they came to arrest me for hitting her car. This is what she said exactly as told by my sister: “Tangkap dia punya anak! Dia pukul kereta saya! Saya tiuniamagechauhai sama dia pun tak berani cakap apa-apa punya!”

The police simply asked her to go back in her house, and questioned my dad and enquired how long were we residents there, and how long were they. The police understood immediately and asked us to “tutup telinga, tutup mata, tutup mulut, tutup pintu” and just ignore her. So we did.After the police left, she came outside of her house and stood in front of mine with a broom in her hand, asking me to go out and fight with her, taunting, screaming, and was saying how I hired hitmen to kill them, hired taxis to pass by her house, threw nails and paper over to her house, used a gunny sack to cover her husband up and proceeded to assault him, which we never even thought of, much less did. She managed to keep it up till 12 something in the morning, and finally shut up. She started again in the morning, showing us the broom and saying how her broom is waiting for me. You can view the videos here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COgnr5i8A9U&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3hNUdVmJHM&feature=channel

* A few notes on how crazy she is.

- washes her car everyday, even in the rain. She just uses an umbrella and goes at it.

- waters her plants everyday, even in the rain. Uses umbrella again.

-drives out for 5 minutes, comes back. After 15 minutes, drives out for 2 minutes, comes back. Repeat for whole day.

-her house is a jungle.literally.

-calls the police to issue summons to cars who park at her flowerpot area (please view picture)

and alot more.-

Leaving on a jet plane

2008-05-19T06:04:00.003+08:00

Time flies, and so does people.

The past few years, many of our usual gang left for greener pastures overseas for further studies. This year, some came back, and left. This time, for another few years.. to earn some good money to bring back to M'sia, they say. Sigh. One by one leaving..before I knew it, my once wide circle of friends dwindled to the remaining few. And even they are leaving soon!

Everyone's going.
My friends, my close friends.

Now even my brother's going away.

What's a year or two?

I'll tell you what's a year or two.

It's 730 and 1/2 days of worry, sadness, and emptiness of your presence for family members, close and loved ones. It's 730 and 1/2 days of missed moments of fun, missed mamak sessions, dota sessions, clubbing sessions, and talk cock sessions. It's 730 and 1/2 days worth of distance, thousands of miles of thoughts about "when we used to"s and "back in the day"s, and a year or two of you guys missing in our lives.

That's what a year or two is.
But have a good flight anyway.

Dalam masa 3 bulan(LOL)

2008-03-12T17:20:00.003+08:00

LOL!

New product from Ogawa Club, not chung club

2008-02-23T13:31:00.005+08:00

Sneak preview.

Official launch date to be confirmed.

The past few months

2008-01-03T12:43:00.000+08:00

Whoa! It is time for an update! omfg been so busy with everything, work, work, and more work...well actually I've just been shirking from blogging for a long long time..Kinda nothing to talk about after awhile, y'know?

But ANYWAY!

Events that happened during the big absence!

1: I got a new job!

2. Lost my pouch that had:

i)house keys

ii)wallet(inside got RM250,IC,driver's license, atm card, and alot of personal stuff)

iii)2 cheques totalling to around RM500

iv)my beloved zippo a.k.a. kinhung

HAIH.

3. Health minister caught in a sex scandal!(60 year old man..at it for 50 minutes, impressive!)

4. Wee Ched's 21st barfday bash @ Poppy(Chi Wan got in the mood too)

5. A quiet poolside Christmas celebration @ Trixie's

6. Found the joy of DOTA!(TRIPLE KILL!)

7. Great fun fighting with Daddums

8. The Aussies' return!

9. Great fun @ Trixie's for New Year's!

10: The introduction of "The Great Photoshop Battle"

All not in order, only in order of my memory! HAHA

No pics, lazy to steal!

Unemployment woes

2007-09-13T20:06:00.000+08:00

I'm gonna lose my job soon.

Okay, maybe I already told most of you guys that I wanted to quit in the first place, but before I even typed out my resignation letter, my boss summoned me and my colleague to the meeting room.

Turns out, my boss (or future ex-boss) was gonna migrate to Australia. So, he's going to shut down his operation(the advertising company I'm working at) before he goes, officially middle of next month. Imagine this: My pay was never raised, I worked there for a year but I was never a confirmed staff, they cut MY pay for print errors but never my colleague's, they fired AND RE-HIRED us JUST to escape confirmation of staff and pay rise.Talk about bad bosses.

Oh well, no time for updates till I'm officially "released" (that's what its called nowadays) from my job. Will call any one of you guys to YAMCHA IN THE AFTERNOON!! EHEHEHE!

On the side, any of you go for Fitness First? hmm?

Hari Merdeka yang bosan..

2007-09-02T04:46:00.000+08:00

This Merdeka, everyone was doin' their thang' but me...a long and sad story of a bored guy.

9pm - Expecting calls for outing!
10pm - Still expecting calls for outing!
11pm - Given up hope for calls for outing.
11:30pm - Called TNK for yamcha in half an hour's time
11:45pm - Felt suicidal after learning everyone had something on (including my brother who work till 12am and went to Mardi Gras with keisiang and ron)
12am - Saw the half-sheltered-by-goddamned-roofs fireworks display from Cineleisure with my mom at her room's windows
12:30am - Threw a short bitch fit in my head when called TNK and he said he was still HOME
12:45am - Finally out, chillin' at the mamak (AS USUAL) with TNK and was encountered by the DRUNKS.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC .......)

The Not Drunks:
Not Drunk 1 - Lum a.k.a. Me
Not Drunk 2 - TNK a.k.a. Teng

The Drunks' Cast:
Drunk Tailou - Tan Wei Han a.k.a. TECEF
Drunk Taikache - Elaine a.k.a. Han Sou
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike - Kuric a.k.a. Alaric
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike's Chick - Watshername a.k.a. INC Cashier Girl
Drunk Celebrity Lookalike's Chick's Friend - Plump a.k.a. INC Cashier Girl's Friend
Drunk Trash-Talker - Lau Sin Zoh a.k.a. Joey

The Not Really Drunks' Cast:
Not Really Drunk Trash Talker 2 - Birthgay Boy a.k.a. Kenn
Not Really Drunk Driver - Cuteron a.k.a. Aaron
Not Really Drunk Chuisui'er - Keibregas a.k.a. Kei Siang

And Extra Castings:
Don't really know 'em.

Scenario :
Me and TNK was just chillin' at the mamak, until someone SCREAMED my name (this is in Banana Leaf with a empty versus full table seating ratio of 1 : 5.
As expected, it was from KURIC (omfg i so wanted 2 hide myself then) hugging his chick like a hotdog roll holding a hotdog... As EXPECTED every table from a 5 table radius looked at our table..
Tecef came with Elaine, sat down(they looked NORMAL at this point, but still drunk judging from the smell, and was later confirmed by Elaine the non-smoker trying to smoke a ciggie and asking me for advice on how to smoke correctly) and I saw Kuric and chick stumblin' their way to the bathroom...waHAHAHAHAH!
And from this point on, MAD DOGS GALORE!

Enter : Joey, Kenn, Keisiang, Aaron, and the rest...
Slowly but surely it became a noisy and vulgar crowd ... A rojak mix of noise consisting of :
Joey G with his amazing CANTONESE, Keisiang with his ultimate chuisuiness, Tecef with his FARNEELEE true but vulgar rationalising about a girl JOEY G thought was damn bloody chick/innocent, Aaron with his random acts of crap, kenn with his ketawa rabbits... Sudden shouts/screams became a norm, the patch of vomit at Kuric's legs became more and more pronounced with bits and pieces of whatever he had for dinner/lunch/watever, and his chick contributing some to the vile pile of bile...stench was fuckin fantastic!

Joey G further amazed us by eating his plate of rice in a record breaking time of 45 minutes! That translates to 7 grains of rice per sentence exluding the piece of meat! Then Tecef showed us how a fight-provoke is REALLY done by being pissed off at some stupid mofo who was staring dick at him! But he was quickly subdued with offers of GEM TD (a Warcraft3 based tower defense game) facey game if he wanted to fight..LOL. Slowly but surely, one by one, the mad dogs left, leaving only me,Teng, Joey, Kenn, Aaron, and Kei Siang at the tables.

The whole session ended with my re-telling of Crime Scene episodes featuring our famous Malaysian criminals such as Botak Chin, Kalimuthu, and the M16 Gang, and topped off with Joey G's unexplainable fits of laughter and personal renditions about Kalimuthu shooting a restaurant owner who didn't want to serve him because he was a criminal. Everyone went home sober and laughing. What a eventful Merdeka I had. HAHAHHA!

A ghostly memory

2007-08-09T02:20:00.000+08:00

Recently I found back an old group pic of mine...with friends of course. And it was me who first discovered something wrong with the pic, on the morning of Ching Ming years ago..

Here's the picture:

Can you spot what's wrong with the picture...?

No?

Look closely.

Do you see the face?

*Note: There was no "statue, water, etc" behind us. It was a fountain, but there was no water spouting out then, I remember very very clearly.

That's only one of a few ghostly pics I've taken..

I did NOT photoshop this pic btw, this is authentic. I swear on my coconut-sized balls.
I got another pic..but that's until I find it back... till then, look out for that 3am toilet call from beyond..ehehehehe.

A post for makcik

2007-08-03T12:05:00.000+08:00

For makcik to see..

I wish to.

2007-07-16T17:48:00.000+08:00

I wish to go back to the old days, when football was life, and friends were still here. I wish to run free on that sandy patch of ground where we used to sprain our ankles, and fight amongst ourselves stupidly.

I wish I can go back to the times when my bike chain got loose, and friends would laugh at me stupidly trying to cycle chainless, and laugh some more when my hands got greasy and chased them around.

I wish to go back to the days when I could still manage a 2km jog, and still play football after that. I reminisce about the days when I would curse all the way back home from a tiring game of early basketball, with dirty hands and sore feet.

I want to go back to those nights when we sat in the field's stone bench, laughing at crude jokes and stupid things. I want to go back to those days when mee goreng in the school was just RM.050 and everything tasted good. I want to go back to a day when I felt so bloody good waking up to a new day. I hope to go back to those days when we anticipated for 5pm everyday so we could meet up and play football, anticipated for Friday nights for a night time cycle to the mamak and go back before the curfew of 12am, and discuss tactics for the game tomorrow.

I hope to go back, to my carefree past.

This is my story, and you, reader, are a part of its ever growing plot.

Sebagai Senior

2007-07-12T00:46:00.000+08:00

Nowadays I've had the pleasure of knowin' my juniors in college ( mainly thru Mr Kung & Mr UK Tan)...coz they're my friends girlfriends!

Halo Yan Yee & Trixie!

How time flies, I still remember when I first met my first juniors...fuckin lansi bunch of brats they are... Only that bunch tho! HAHA!

Alamak, tengok balik, all of them are better off than me skillwise, ideawise(maybe not so...), and also FA wise!(FA is Final Artwork btw)

Malunya aku sebagai senior!

Only can share nicknames of lecturers, and how they treat students ar, etc etc..cannot lecture them pulak! TT__TT

feel so bummed.

But wasn't everyone better than me in skills, FA, and concept?? But I TRUMPED them all! In the MOST important area! The art of selling an unsellable product!

Okay not THAT bad la..

Visited Mrs Kung's blog, I was like WOW she got nice "pichar" taking skills, or she got nice camera.. and she got skillz in photoshop! Now why didn't we have that when WE were in college?? Those were the days...hAHAHHA! I really PAISEH LA!

WHY KIDS NOWADAYS SO KENG 1!!!!!

ops. Sorry Mrs Kung & Trixie...dun mean 2 make kids out of u 2...

=_+

Our Greatest Fear

2007-07-08T22:10:00.000+08:00

Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate,

but that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.

We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,

gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?

You are a child of God.

Your playing small does not serve the world.

There is nothing enlightened about shrinking

so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.

It is not just in some; it is in everyone.

And, as we let our own light shine, we consciously give

other people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our fear,

our presence automatically liberates others.

Our Greatest Fear -
Marianne Williamson

Girlfriends and boyfriends.

2007-06-18T02:17:00.000+08:00

I'm back!

Though I'm sure no one will notice this entry anyway, who reads blogs by us guys anyway?
I sat here for a full minute wondering what to type, and wondering why I'm not going to sleep,
and wondering about alot of things too..
Quit my job? Defi-fucking-nately. Just a matter of when..
Take up a new martial art? I WANT TO! Yes I do, my body is fucked now...FUCKED I SAY!
Lose weight so that I could get a girl? ........ Yeah, about that..... What's up with me being fat have to do with you? Can't a fat guy get a girlfriend? HAHA you guys who laugh at me all the time about my weight and size, I'd rather stick to my own than own any of yours dudes... There maybe things that I don't like bout my body, but it's mine ...how it looks like is just my own actions fuckin it up... When will I find a girl you say?
Let's see.

A guy who treats a girl like shyt, gets her to be a dog to him, I'm sorry. A slave. WOW.
A guy who fucks his girl up because of miscommunication, gets her to fear him being angry with her more if he sees her around, doesn't care if she's alone in a parking lot late at night, and doesn't care if she's piss drunk and gets in an accidents, gets the girl to stay.
A guy who lies and cheats behind his girl's back, gets her even more in love wit him, saying they're waiting for them to change.
A guy who makes a girl wait, fucks them up when they ask "why are you late", controls her until she has virtually NO social life at ALL, does drugs behind her back, and expects the girl to "back him up" when a sincere friend try to talk him out of it, but the guy is sweet once in a blue green moon, makes the girl say she just sticks coz she hopes that the guy will change forever into bluegreen mode.

These are just a few. You think I want to get a girl anot now?

Personally, I don't blame the guys. No seriously. I don't blame them for getting the girls to be so loyal to them. Fuck, I fucking admire them. But it's the girls. Girls, girls, girls. I'm starting to think that some girls likes to be scolded like a dog, treated like a dog, and act like a dog. Now not all girls, SOME girls. WHY?

I really want to know, what the heck is so interesting about a guy who treats you like dirt? Whereas some guys, who treat their girls like they're fucking queen of the world, o goddess of beauty, i-cannot-live-without-your-smile-coz-i-love-you-so guys, their girls REIGN SUPREME over them. Is there something wrong with this world, or not? I'm sorry, I rant. But it's just unfairness for both sexes that I see nowadays, it's just, downright ridiculous!

What do you say?

Vios Accident Yan Yee

2007-03-24T04:50:00.000+08:00

Heard from Dai Wai a.k.a. Rain a.k.a. AnyongHaseYo a.k.a. kangkung that his darling Yan Yee was in an accident recently..What?? Another Vios accident? hm...

Didn't think it was so bad until I saw them pics of the aftermath on Winnie's folder of camwhoring pics..

(pictures courtesy of WinnieTheTomYamGobbler)

Now that really sucks... see the tyre!! patah oh!!

The trusty callmen, always the first to arrive at any scene of accident, be it big or small.. They're so quick that they're there even before you get out of your car! Something like vultures, if you ask me..

As usual, Fatt Kor, our usual commentator/host/ring announcer(if there happened to be a one on one match in the cyber world between rivals) with his lengchai smile and pose..

A picture of the victim and the Snake from Kelantan.

Dun la..pissed off bf there ler...

Thank Buddha you're okay girl!

Laugh with me babeh..

2007-03-12T20:30:00.000+08:00

Something for you guys to have a read and laugh, a long post coming when I'm free..alot happened around my area! =)

Damn..if I saw those old geezers at it, I think I'd react like this dude here too..

= (

The Abscence

2007-03-02T03:05:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not posting for so long, been ultra busy with work, work, and..more work.
Oh and also Chinese new year. Before it's over and too late to do so, I'd like to wish everyone a very Happy Chinese new YEAR!

I am connected.

2007-01-21T18:10:00.000+08:00

Jmin Jian and I were chatting on MSN early this morning(5am) and he noticed that I had a blog. So he went to take a look and I went to take a piss.. Chicks dude!

When I came back, he messaged me this.

Jian : hahah dude i missed an S and look what came out..

www.hystericalaughter.blogpot.com

...I am connected to the BIG GUY.

Incompetence

2007-01-21T05:21:00.000+08:00

Incompetence? Here it is.

A few hours ago, me and Chun Kit planned to go see a movie, titled "The Blood Diamond" ..so he as usual asked me to the the bookings, blablabla, etc and the rest lah. So I booked 6 tickets, and we went to get the tickets. Lined up, saw the seatings, asked whether I could change seats, blabla, and the Incompetent GSC Staff(henceforth known as IGSCS) No. 1 repeated the date, etc to me. Got me tickets, and waited for well over an hour for the show. Teng, Joey, Heng2 and Shun were supposed to join us but they only arrived 10 minutes before the show started. Damn. So me and CK waited like idiots staring at people and the preview screen to pass time. So everything going fine? Now it goes DOWNHILL.

Kit and Teng
Got into the damned cinema, and we found out that the tickets werent showing the place I was supposed to be seating which I already SAW on the screen IGSCS No.1 showed me. So we went to the place the stupid tickets show, and found that there were people sitting there already. So we thought that it was most probably a computer error and didn't give a shit. So got into the seats we were supposedly allocated, and just waited for the show to start. Coincidentally, another group of friends of ours were also there, sitting next to us. And then at that time, we found out that there wasn't enough seats. So I had to go out and get people to fix the problem. Damned show already started 3 minutes. Never mind. Went out and minorly screwed the staff, and followed IGSCS No.2 running around GSC for around 5 minutes. TRYING to solve the problem. What the FUCK.
Never mind. The dude went into the admin office, and I couldn't go in. What the hell wait lar.
I waited and waited. Wait somemore. WTF is taking so damned long wei.

At long last he came out, and the first words he said was that they couldn't do ANYTHING about it and that it was NOT their fault and it was MY fault. What the ?
I screwed his incompetent ass straight away, how dare he said that it was my fault! Finally i just cooled down, remembered that it wasn't this minion's fault.

Pissed-Off-Me : "Okay dude, I know this isn't your fault, but could you just PLEASE get me a seat ANYWHERE?"

IGSC No.2 : "Okay boss okay okay."

2 minutes later, EVERYONE DIDN'T HAVE SEATS ANYMORE.

To make a long story short, IGSCS are incompetent. Maybe it was my fault when I chose the movie time, but you can't blame me for not knowing that a sunday 12AM movie is actually a Sunday late night movie!(I booked it online, if you want you can try to see how confusing it is..www.gsc.com.my) The movie which I booked was a SUNDAY 21st January 12AM show, and I'd assumed that it was on a SATURDAY night. Isn't that correct? Technically speaking I'm still right. Mana tahu it was for a MONDAY MORNING(12am). WTF.

Sien. maybe I don't book enough movies to know. But still managed to get a refund and made a big commotion at GSC...kinda paiseh but still. :)

So, at the end of the day, I came out with this short list of what I thought of my experience there. hystericalaughter proudly brings to you.....

Incompetency List of GSC Staff :

When I was buying the tickets, the seats shown to me were totally different from the places that I found according to the ticket, which was wrongly printed.

IGSCS No.2 brought me running around the whole of GSC and told me it was my fault. Since when is it a customer's fault? HELLO IGSCS No.2. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE PHRASE "Customers are always right"??? (I'm being a bitch but that's how people treated me when I was working in those places.)

The staff at the entrance to the theatres who were supposed to check your tickets just let me breeze past, even though my ticket had the wrong date. HUH!? I can go in with a ticket that's expired la?

After all the hassle, we had to wait for 4 or 5 people to come and couldn't give me any answers to any of my questions.

I think I won't be visiting GSC anytime soon. :)

An Eye for an Eye

2007-01-16T01:22:00.000+08:00

Today I received an email from an old friend..one of those forwarded ones? Well opened it anyway, expecting crap(as usual from those forwarded ones) but THIS particular one caught my "eye"(pardon the pun).
*Hopefully this post won't bother people..but I find it interesting and plus it's not something degrading also. Might shed some light over areas that people overshadow, see. (0_0)

Hm...what's this? Eye on Malaysia? Sound so familiar one?

Where have I seen this before? Woi what the heck? What's this thing doing in KL? Eh, why so familiar wan??? Seen from where oh????Isn't this somewhere else?? Not KL la!? AHHHHH~! Now I know why it looks familiar! It's the London Eye!

No wait. It's the MALAYSIAN EYE!

The British Government erected this huge-ass ferris wheel overlooking the Thames River to commemorate the coming of the new millenium. OUR government, however, decided to copycat(as usual) our former rulers/occupiers/wateverla to erect a similar if not SAME thing overlooking some river in KL(might be the Klang River for all you know).

The likeliness is uncanny.

Hurrah to Malaysia for curbing DVD and VCD piracy YET "pirating" the London Eye!Malaysia. Truly Asia.(yeap that's right.)

A day full of accidents

2007-01-15T01:52:00.000+08:00

Was yamcha-ing just now, waiting for Fatt to come join us..

Winnie : Wei why Fatt take so long wan??

Kenn : Duno, call him la.

Dai Wai : Use my phone.

calls Fatt

Winnie : Wei Fatt where are you? Damn long right you! HAH??!?! Accident???! Where?
Oh...okay... bye.
Dai Wai + Kenn + Me : ?! BANG WHAT??
Winnie : Duno..he say come later.
DW + K+ Me : !!!!
Dai Wai : Wei call K Siang la..ask him come yamcha oso lar..
Kenn : Ogay..

calls K Siang

Kenn : Where you? HAH! Al-Azwath?? Come here la..we're at kayu...HAH!!! BANG CAR???!
DW+Winnie+Me : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? BANG WHAT???
Kenn : He say Alaric accident near Al-Azwath..
DW+Winnie+Me : !!!!

What the...........-.-
Sungguh kesian. Waiting for more news about these 2 accidents from both victims... Will update soon.

*Update*
WPP 8030, watch out. Please people, keep an eye out for a silver longer version of the honda Jazz with the plate WPP 8030.

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
we cud have died if the car overturnes

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
tuned

The Virus Kazuya says:
ok
i can see ur quite the tershocked
wat happened ah

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
wait i need to calm down first
talk to u in a minute

The Virus Kazuya says:
okay

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
bapukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kILL THAT IDIOT FOR US!!!!!!!!!

The Virus Kazuya says:
okay..........................................
wat did he do la

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
hf was sending meback,this happened on the kj road,marcos pizza there
the ass hole came out from the junction n swayed to OUR LANE
we were on the right lane
obviously we tried to avoid him
we braked n hit the overhead bridge
the car tilted and almost overturned
and he argued with us
then he drove away when hf moved his car for other cars to pass

The Virus Kazuya says:
HUH???!argue with u?!?

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
YA he kept saying
U SHUT UP
U SHUT UP
and i was yelling my lungs off at him

The Virus Kazuya says:
huh ??! mat 7 oh!?

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
exactly
then i tot he wanted to make a phone call or something
bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
he drove away
SPED OFF
i got down his number though

The Virus Kazuya says:
u can make a report straight away u know

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
We went to the police station
but hf called his dad
and his dad said tomorrow morning wor
i oso dunno why wanna wait till morning

The Virus Kazuya says:
okay....?

The Virus Kazuya says:
coz he oso chau edi ma
erm..is he a young fellow or an old fart

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
middle aged
i think hes like ths pakistani dudes
cant speak english wan,oni can say U SHUT UP U SHUT UP
im so pissed la
he got away js likedat

The Virus Kazuya says:
so he's a pakistani motherfucker la
did hF shout kau at him??

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
ya something like dat
or punjabi
YES he was shouting DAMN LOUD
i came down and FUCKED him kau kau also
i was shouting in the middle of the road in my pyjamas

The Virus Kazuya says:
no 1 came meh

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
nooo ithappened SO fast!
like less than 5 mins
and he ran off

The Virus Kazuya says:
he just said u shutup u shutup den he got in his car and sped off??

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
yes.

The Virus Kazuya says:
huh.
so the stoned
=.=

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
i was still there standing under the rain in shock

The Virus Kazuya says:
kesian
when we called u guys were still there?

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
no we were chasing the car
but our car was damaged so we cudnt drive fast,so we lost him
The Virus Kazuya says:
oh.....mahai
wtf.
but he looked foreign la?
what car was he driving, what colour

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
yaa
i didnt notice all that
it happened too fast

The Virus Kazuya says:
..hm

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
i js got the nuber plate

The Virus Kazuya says:
but u dono what car it was?

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
i cant remember the name
its long
ok jazz but longer than jazz
the other long jazz
shit la

The Virus Kazuya says:
can i post this in my blog?
although i already posted

bundy bunny bunfatt =3 says:
state the number plate CLEARLY pls

The Virus Kazuya says:
NP!

Teh o' lipas ais

2007-01-13T04:14:00.000+08:00

What a day.

First, had to work till 11pm on a frushin' project on a damnedbitchwtf Friday night...somemore almost rosak kau my plans to go chillin' with the twin chicks and single twin hunk chi+lok and aaron at Sanctuary in The Curve... and then after that, no place somemore to sit..the damned rain buat kacau wanna rain on a Friday night so everyone go in Sanctuary instead of frushin' Laundry. MCH KNNCCB... and then ALMOST again tak ada place to sit in Laundry, lucky I go brother-brother with the waiter named Ke Feng or somethin liddat..he's a nice guy, look for him next time you go laundry, malay guy with funky hairdo..

Dah lah raining, lagi packed.

Frushin' rain. Never mind. At least got my Heinekens...

Everything was going great, said thanks to Ke Feng,left the place, went to have a post-alcohol yamcha session..everyone was there, everyone was laughin'...sippin' my teh o' ais..

and then I HAD to look in my cup.

This and that mix together = Teh o' Lipas Ais

Wow. A nice teenaged dead cockroach taking a swim in my drink.Isn't that just marvellously fuckderful.And that's after I drank about 20% of the laced(Yes, laced with deadcockroach poison. Expecting a vomit+shitting marathon tmr.Even though everyone said I won't kena) drink.

KNNCCHMCHTNS all come together...

Of all places why the FRUSH did the suicidal teenaged cockroach had to jump in my drink? Cockroach world don't have shrinks meh to talk them out of drowning in people's drinks??Mahem, too much la nowadays these lipases. Go inside drink la, inside ear la, under tables la..where else wanna go?? CCP. KNNCCB. Wan die oso go far far lar mahem!You think my drink swimming pool meh!

Ordered a new teh o' ais anyway. But I made sure it was not a scene of crime first.

What a day. Sigh.

Of work and spiders...

2007-01-12T02:33:00.000+08:00

These few days I rarely get to see my family for more than an hour at a time, mainly because of work..

I was never this family-oriented guy when I was in school, be it high school or college, hell, I'd rather stay out of the house for the whole day and come back just to eat and sleep. But as I grew older, I realized that family is really something you need to treasure.. I'd work from 9am till ..late.Top record was 4:30am, and for 3 days running I was spending more than 14 hours in the office.. Damn.. Family also hard to see, don't say friends lor...

Had a really stressful week, I'm so damned glad it's finally Friday and I can sleep longer than 4 hours a day..

But on the brighter side of things, today Christine and I went to the pet shop near our office to get some livestock(smaller fish for bigger fish to eat) and she wanted to buy this lizard she was mentioning damn cute damn cute...etc. Some people's perception of cute really hits the mark(ugly but adorable?) So I teman her lor masuk the pet area...and then I saw it.

WARNING: Not for arachnophobic people to see (Not actual pictures)

Fat and Big SPIDERS! omFG...! Damn Evil yet cool yet dangerous looking FAT TARANTULAS!!

There was a Singapore Blue(yeah I know, it looks purple coz of the light shone at it)...

Then there was a Mexican Fireleg Tarantula (hope I got this right..can't really remember too engrossed in looking at the spiders instead of their names)

And a few brown and black + orange-y looking fat ones as well..damnit the smallest one easily outsizes your palm! And with FAT FAT FAT looking thoraxes, damn they look evil...hairy somemore...wah liu...got 1 hanging upside down the tank somemore(easily the size of my entire palm and THEN somemore)...and I saw each tank has a cricket inside, waiting for impending doom(that's when the spider's hungry lah)..

I know some people who feel like that RIGHT NOW hehehehe..

From left to right: Choumang A, B, C, & D

The New Crickets aka "Chou Mang" + Cricket Yiek(Yah I know "choumang" is belalang ler..)

Cricket Yiek + "Chou Mang" A.

Good luck you guys. YOU ALSO GOT TODAY LA!! HAHAHAHAHA!

What the...?

2007-01-07T20:51:00.000+08:00

Saturday afternoon, nice and lazy.. Was watching "Gothika" after lunch when suddenly my housephone rang. As usual, my sister ran to pick up the call. Shouted to my mom, as usual, it's for her. But suddenly, panic broke out in my house! My mom was saying something loudly, and in a frantic and worried tone, my sister was rushing up the stairs. And I thought " What the hell just happened?" when I heard my mom slammed down the phone and told me in a worried voice that Winnie fainted while at work. My mom was really worked up about it, and everyone was in a panic! After calling my brother for his whereabouts,we went to the hospital as soon as we could. My brother was already there, and so my dad picked us up(yeah whole family on this one). After alot of hassle did we manage to find where they were exactly, and when I saw Winnie she looked kinda like this:

Apparently, she had a cyst growing inside her, which ruptured and was bleeding internally. Can you imagine her pain? Imagine your balls imploded, or eating an ALL CHILLI DINNER plus durians. Maybe it'll feel like that, yeah. Curious about how it came from, my dad asked the doc where the hell did the damned thing came from, and to which he replied simply :

Doc : "Steroid contents in fast and junk food."

Winnie's daily diet = Chips(Tom Yam + Sabah Chilli Sauce) - Rice x -(Meat+Alot) / Water

So she got her op, and was wheeled to her room..At least she was feeling another pain, which came from her surgical wounds..We didn't really speak to her much coz most of the time she was unconscious..When me and Kenn got back an hour later from my home to freshen up and have a quick dinner, we watched some tv and was talking when she gained consciousness.

Groggy-but-well Winnie = Happy Kenn.

Later when I asked Winnie whether she still wanted to eat Gu Bak Mi(Beef Noodles), she nodded energetically. Man, that just says how much influence that damned stall in KL has.

So Kenn took care of her for awhile, and I just watched TV, talking to Winnie once in a while when she said something so innocently BUT freakin' funny nonetheless that I HAD to post my blog up TONIGHT!

Winnie : kennnnnn..................(half dead whisper)
Kenn : Ya baba? What is it?
Winnie : Is....this............kar...ma?
Kenn(amused but curious) : Huh? Why do you say that? You got do something wrong meh?
Winnie : gottt.....
Kenn (shocked) : Huh? What did you do?
Winnie : Al..ways....scold...ppl...
Kenn & Me : !!!!!

An introduction to joke-turns-to-turd

2007-01-07T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hi. My name is Lum, of course, and this is my blog. 2nd attempt (first 1 too lame) at blogging, and since EVERYONE is blogging, I'm thinking of joining the masses. This place here will be my own little world where no one can tell me what to do and what NOT to do.
You know that awkward silence when you try to tell a funny joke you heard to your friends during one of your yamcha sessions? I think everyone has at least gone through that at least ONCE in your lives, and here's where I write about mine. And personal experiences also. And.. uh..everything. Never mind.